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Cap Junky is an extremely potent, pungent cannabis strain crossing Alien Cookies x Kush Mints #11. Cap Junky smells like sour fruit rind with hints of pepper, gas, and dank. Well-grown buds are sleeted with maximal trichome coverage. Its smoke tastes astringent, peppery, and hits very smooth. This maximum-THC cultivar is for experienced smokers, with an intense, long-lasting euphoric effect.

Our Tongue Splasher is a sativa-leaning hybrid created by crossing Gushers and Rainbow Chip. Having two legendary terpene profiles adds a special depth to Tongue Splasher’s fragrance and flavor – most often described as citrus-heavy, accompanied by sweet grape – and a muted diesel finish. Tongue Splasher’s buds are dense with rounded corners that resemble a strawberry. Dark green and purple leaves are in equal ratio, while fiery orange hairs are thick like guitar strings, uniform and in tune. Tongue Splasher is described as offering an upbeat, energetic high that is an absolute gem for fans of the wake and bake. Social and ask-oriented, the initial shot of motivation slowly tapers off into a sustained calm after a few hours.

Find the perfect balance with our Cookie Crumbs Hybrid. Combining the best of both Sativa and Indica, this strain offers a versatile experience suitable for any time of day, blending relaxation with a touch of energy.

Lineage: Ethos Cookie #12 x Mandarin Sunset R1

Our “Mandarin Cookies” (Biscuits and Gravy Cut) is a truly unique strain in both its appearance and effects. Its flower is a spiky, colorful purple hue that has a complex flavor profile unlike any other. Mandarin Cookies’ taste spans doughy, pancake-like notes and savory garlic, mushroom, onion, and gravy flavors–you’ve got to try it to believe it! Users report Mandarin Cookies offers a well-balanced, functioning high. This strain is a sativa hybrid cross of Ethos Cookie #12 x Mandarin Sunset R1. Mandarin Cookies won 1st Prize for Sativa Flower at the 2019 Harvest Cup and 2nd Prize for Sativa Flower at the 2020 Harvest Cup!

Our Greatest 1 is an indica hybrid built on a foundation of GMO Cookies and Key Limeade. The strain blends flavors and fragrances from a deep gene pool – with relatives including Girl Scout Cookies, ChemDawg, OGKB, and Key Lime Pie. Fans of Greatest 1 describe relaxing effects largely influenced by its Kush and Cookies genetics. The variety embodies unique nuances from a massive number of OG varieties, giving it the capacity to bend its own effects like a guitar string – always stretched to hit the right note. Its fragrance is sweet and earthy on the exterior, but when ground up it’s pure gas. The fuel is far less intense in its flavor, especially on the exhale – where you’re likely to detect earthy and nutty undertones with a spicy finish.

The indica-leaning hybrid offspring of Meatloaf and Mendo Breath, Meat Breath is relaxing, yet functional. Don’t be derailed by the name, it’s just a smoke shield – there’s no burgers here. Its sweet and doughy fragrance is gentle on the nostrils, while its flavor profile is much louder – splashed in zesty lemon, citrus, and pine. Meat Breath’s buds display dark purple hues with glimpses of pale green – all encased in trichomes akin to raw sugar granules. Bright orange pistils appear in small clusters like campfires. Fans of Meat Breath rejoice in its upbeat, mood-elevating onset. Many report the boost as brief, quickly diving into its indica gene pool that includes GDP. Such tranquility is best utilized for nighttime consumption.

The product of combining the GMO and Slurricane strains, Garlicane is an indica-dominant hybrid whose fans describe as having a heavy-footed, spacy high with sensory enhancing qualities perfect for creative types. Garlicane’s fragrance is sweet and earthy on the exterior, but when ground up it’s like a gas line ruptured. Its flavor is carried by notes of sweet citrus, earth, and diesel. The garlic taste associated with GMO is detectable but muted. Purple hues like a color swatch cover the pale green surface of its buds. No need to board up the windows for this Garlicane, but you may want to nail the cupboards shut in preparation of Category 5 munchies.

Part of our “2023 Truffle Hunt” Pheno Project, Love Truffle #20 is a unique hybrid cross of Love Seed 2.288 x White Truffle. This dank beauty demonstrates some of the finest qualities in a cultivar that we look for – with large, heavily frosted nugs, enormous milky white trichomes, and a dense, tight bud structure. This phenotype is dominated with the scent of orange funk, with undertones of sweet nutty gas. Her taste is quite similar, full of funky fruit and nut flavor but with a spicy sweet finish. Most users report that they prefer Love Truffle #20 as a daytime strain for its uplifting effects.

Get ready to dig into Sherbert Sundae. While pungently gassy and sharp, the slightly sweet and familiar banana-like aroma will hit you on the first sniff. In all its multi-layered goodness, the rich, earthy notes are reminiscent of fresh-cut grass after a spring rain, while subtle floral notes begin to bloom on your palate.

Lineage: Mendo Purps x Mt. Rainier

Top Terpenes: Limonene, ß-Myrcene, Linalool

Description: Bright and balanced, this hybrid leans into blueberry and lemon-lime before settling into a subtle earthiness. The high kicks off with a mental reset—quieting the noise, lifting the mood—then eases into a body buzz that’s warm and steady.

MAC #1 or “the MAC”, also known as Miracle Alien Cookies, is an Indica-dominant hybrid cross of Alien Cookies x Colombian x Starfighter and grown from a clone cut bred by Dark Heart Nursery in San Leandro, California. With its heirloom Colombian Sativa genetics that are increasingly harder to find these days, balanced by the Indica-dominant Alien Cookies and Starfighter cultivars.